Daybreak Doppler: Naming Your Fantasy Football Team Is Harder Than Naming Your Kid

By Wally in Daybreak Doppler, Featured on August 22, 2012 6:15 am / 1 comment

This week’s Daybreak Doppler Dames theme is Sports Related Movies.

Leslie Bibb – Talladega Nights

The Brewers took care of business last night in Miller Park, beating the Cubs 5-2 with just three hits.

The Brewers Bar thinks the Miller Park Roof Should Stay Open Most of the Time.

Miller Park Drunk with Take Me Out To The Cubs Game: A Short Story.

ACME Packing Company with Notes, Thoughts & Observations from yesterday’s Packers practice.

All Green Bay Packers looks at how to go about Fixing the Packers Defense up the Middle.

Carriveau continues his Best & Worst Case Scenarios: 2012 Packers Inside Linebackers.

Madtown Badgers on The Significance of Starting O’Brien.

Well of course she does, Maria Sharapova plays beer pong against Jimmy Fallon.

Really starting to lament picking Vick so high in my fantasy draft, 11 Biggest NFL Preseason Injuries of All Time.

Pretty entertaining, Five Fantastic Quotes From Grantland’s Oral History Of White Men Can’t Jump.

This thing is terrifying, If Your Summer Wasn’t Already Ruined, Here Comes The Facekini.

This makes no sense to me at all, Some Idiot Paid $1500 For A Sketch Of A Football Stadium Done By The NFL’s Newest Star.

I don’t know, the wine one makes sense, 10 back-to-school sales which don’t bode well for our future.

If you’re getting hitched sometime soon, here are some Wedding Tips from 12 Memorable Movie Nuptials that may help out.

Decision, Decisions – Took a big step this week and joined another Fantasy Football League. For the past 7 years or so I’ve only played in one league & the big step isn’t really actually joining another league & having to keep track of two different rosters. The big step is that now I have to figure out another name for another team. I agonized over the name choice for my first league & not I’m wracking my brain to come up with another suitably funny & snarky name for this team. I mean really, as I said in the title, naming a fantasy team is harder than naming a child. At least with a child you usually have some family names to fall back on and there’s also a level of decorum you want to adhere to. I mean, you’re not going to name your kid White Cassel or Sproles Royce, now are you. Naming your fantasy team has to be the perfect blend of sarcasm & wit thrown in with something topical if at all possible. So I’m open to suggestions, if you’ve got a good one you’re not using, let me know.

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