A Bit of Chokeago with Your Tuesday Coffee
Let’s not kid ourselves. I dislike the Chicago Bears and their fanbase as much as the next Cheesehead. The cocky nature amazes me from a team that has not brought home the Lombardi since before cell phones were invented.
If you’re keeping track, the Pack have won two since that time.
For the love of Halas, Bears, get a grip. Since you continue to thrive on telling me how much my team sucks, I figure I would show Chokeago a little love on this Tuesday.
Did you hear about the new cologne line from the Chicago Bears? You put it on and the other guy scores.
What did the Chicago Bears fan do after his team won the Super Bowl? He turned off his Playstation 3.
Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean south?
A: Because Chicago still sucks.
Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
A. Forte leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. You know why Jay Cutler is so awkward around a phone?
A. He has a hard time finding the receiver.
A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Viking fan insists he is the most loyal. “This is for the Vikings” he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Packer fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells “This is for the Packers!” and pushes the Bear fan off the mountain.
What are your best Bears jokes?