The Man From Uncle

By Chris in Baseball, Brewers on May 27, 2009 7:09 am / 1 comment

This morning I heard it suggested, perhaps in jest, that the Brewers should flip in-game TV analyst Bill Schroeder for post-game TV analyst Davey Nelson. I can only hope this was meant facetiously.

The Rock is fine where he is in my estimation. The major problem with such a grave notion, for me, is than I wouldn’t be able to inhale Davey’s definitively avuncular face to encourage or console me after the game ends. There is something particularly comforting about Davey’s visage–he looks like the nicest man on God’s Green Earth. Insightful about the game — I suppose. Warm, charming and soothing — definitely.

The wins are sweeter and the losses easier to bear when Uncle Davey is looking back at me. I hope he rocks that post-gamer forever.