Penn State Extends Paterno

Joe Pa gets a 3 year extension from Penn State.  The guy’s going to be 82 in 4 days!  I am thinking at this point they may already have the Penn State Doctoral candidates in biology, genetics and what ever other voo-doo they can think of working on:

1) Have a clone of JoePa all ready so when the current one quits coaching/dies they can just fit this one in

2) Work on a way to preserve his brain so while his body may be gone he can still continue to coach in the boxes from a fishbowl.

That all being said, his bit in the BTN football coaches commercial is the best of the lot.

Tags: College Football, JoePa