Penn State Extends Paterno
Joe Pa gets a 3 year extension from Penn State . The guy’s going to be 82 in 4 days! I am thinking at this point they may already have the Penn State Doctoral candidates in biology, genetics and what ever other voo-doo they can think of working on:
1) Have a clone of JoePa all ready so when the current one quits coaching/dies they can just fit this one in
2) Work on a way to preserve his brain so while his body may be gone he can still continue to coach in the boxes from a fishbowl.
That all being said, his bit in the BTN football coaches commercial is the best of the lot.